Choices

Pink playing cards, awesome! I reach for a pack.
Hold!
What's this, two varieties? Closer inspection is warranted.

On the left we have pink Bicycle playing cards for 3 dollars and 59 cents. Ok.
To the right, pink Bicycle playing cards for 3 dollars and 59 cents, but this time some portion of the proceeds will allegedly be crumpled up and thrown at Cancer, wherever He is.

This reminds me of that game, Would You Rather. Like, would you rather drown or be burned alive. Oh don't look at me like that, they're always morbid. Pft.

Anyway, this is like that, you see?

Would You Rather buy some cards for 3.59 and not fight cancer, or buy some cards for 3.59 and fight cancer? Easy, you don't buy them at all, because all four suits are white on a blindingly pink background, and nobody at your poker game wants to use them.