Okay, those two previous smatterings of internet were a copout, but I truly tried to write before that, and couldn't think of anything. And now I've exhausted this topic! This information age is tough on the old word-producer.

I know, I'll tell you my super special secret realization of the day! Here it is:
Every time you talk, you're making the ear drums of everyone around you vibrate! You are inside their friggin heads! How about that?